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You Can't Do That on Television · Season 4, Episode 1

Christine and Lisa in “Pets”

[Throughout the show, Lisa has told jokes referring you Christine as a dog.]

CChristine

Hey, Lisa.

LLisa

Yeah, Moosie?

CChristine

Lisa, do you know what I do to little costarlets who keep calling me a dog?

LLisa

(laughing nervously) Oh, I don't know! (she gets slimed)

CChristine

I, uh, get my revenge.

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