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You Can't Do That on Television · Season 3, Episode 4

Mr. Prevert and Doug in “Fads & Fashions”

[Doug enters the living room wearing a kilt]

PMr. Prevert

Ha! When I was your age, I wouldn't have been caught dead wearing a skirt!

DDoug

It's not a skirt, it's a kilt. And when you were my age, probably all you had to wear was dinosaur skins.

PMr. Prevert

Actually, they were saber-toothed tiger skins. Dinosaur skins went out with the caveman.

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