Mike, pretty soon the splat you get from pies just won't be enough, and then you'll move on to bigger things - like green slime!
Don't be stupid, Christine. I won't go for that stuff. Besides, it's dangerous.
Don't lie to me, Mike! You're already splooshing slime, aren't you?
No, of course not! ... How did you know?
(examining Mike's T-shirt) Oh, I can tell the signs. Green stains don't wash out as easy as pie. HA! Get it? As "easy as pie"! ... Oh, sorry - serious show. Go ahead, be ashamed.
Oh Christine, I'm so ashamed. I gotta sploosh now. You don't have to watch if you don't want to.
Mike, DON'T!
I gotta! I gotta! Right now!
No! Mike! Ohh!
(Mike dumps a bucket of green slime over his head.)
(shivering) Oh, I can feel it running all over me... slithering down the back of my neck and slopping through my shirt... ohhhhhh...
You're disgusting!
Oh Christine, help me, please... (reaches out to hug Christine)
(recoiling) NO! UGH!!!!!!!
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