[Halloween night. Mrs. Prevert, dressed in a witch's costume and talking in a high-pitched cackle like a witch, is handing out candy. Chris and Ted walk up to her door dressed in their normal clothes.]
Aren't you supposed to take a little more trouble with your costumes?
No way!
Lady, dressing up is for little kids. Now listen, we've got a lot of houses to cover, we gotta fill these things up, so why don't you just give us the candy.
Oh, well, at least give me a choice of trick or treat.
That's funny. Don't treat us like kids. Give me the candy and give him the candy.
No! Say "Trick or Treat"!
Fine! TRICK OR TREAT!
Now give us the candy.
No! You gave me the choice, and I choose TRICK! HA HA HA HAAA!!! Alakazoom, alakaZAM!!!
[Mrs. Prevert changes Chris into a frog.]
Chris? [picking up the frog, wearing a tiny leather jacket] Chris??? [flees in terror]
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
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