(Mrs. Prevert is coming Matthew's hair; Matthew is wearing a nice pink dress)
Mother, you CAN'T do this to me!
Oh yes I can, Matthew. I read all about it in the National Scab. It said that through technological advances, mothers can now actually pick the sex of their children! And Matthew, I always wanted you to be a girl.
But Mother, that is for mothers who are GOING to have children! Did you read all of the article?
Well, no, Matthew. The checkout line at the supermarket was moving so fast, I would have had to pay for the magazine if I wanted to read the whole thing.
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