[Ross is tutoring the kids on set.]
Alasdair, (writing "H2O" on a chalkboard) can you tell me what that means? (The other kids laugh.)
No.
You don't know?
Of course I know, I'm just not gonna say it, that's all.
Alasdair, you are gonna give me the answer or I'm gonna punish you again.
Ross, you're doing this deliberately, aren't you? You're just trying to set me up!
Get over here. Come on, Alasdair, move. (Alasdair heads over near Ross) Oh, I wish I'd been a teacher all along! I could have been mean to kids every day of the week! Put your hand out!
What do you mean put my hand out?
Alasdair, either you hold out your hand or you say "water".
[Ross gets drenched.]
Well, Ross, I think you've said it all.
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