Alasdair, are you watching another one of those violent war movies again?
But, mom, I--
How many times have I told you I do not want to see violence on television? (She slaps him.) Besides, (slap) there's too much (slap) violence (slap) on television! (slap)
I know, mom, you're being violent...
[Cut to a wide shot of the set]
..and we're on television!
Oh. Hello.
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