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You Can't Do That on Television · Season 5, Episode 6

Lisa and Doctor in “Body Parts”

[Lisa enters the doctor's office]

Doctor, you've got to help me.

DDoctor

What seems to be the problem, Lisa?

I'm different from everybody else.

DDoctor

You can say that again.

I'm different from everybody else. You see, I've got parts that other people don't have and they've got parts that I don't have.

DDoctor

When did you first notice this?

After gym class, when I was changing.

DDoctor

Well, this'll very easy to fix. I'm gonna write a prescription.

For medicine?

DDoctor

No, it's for your English teacher to teach you how to read. You've been going into the boys' locker room. Oh, that's fifty dollars, please.

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