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You Can't Do That on Television · Season 5, Episode 3

Lisa and Christine in “Hobbies”

LLisa

Christine, say you're hobby is swimming. Well, what kind of substance would you be moving through?

CChristine

Oh no you don't!

[Christine gets hit with water anyway.]

CChristine

Oh, come on! That's not fair! I didn't even say that substance at all!

LLisa

Yes, you did, Moosie. You see, we have a new stagehand, and he's French, and "eau" is the French word for wa--

[Lisa gets hit with water.]

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