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You Can't Do That on Television · Season 4, Episode 8

Christine and Lisa in “Nature”

CChristine

So, Lisa, tell me. Did you enjoy your trip to the Grand Canyon?

LLisa

I sure did, and Moose, the whole time I was there, I couldn't help thinking of you.

CChristine

Really? That's nice. What made you think of me?

LLisa

Well, you know, you and the Grand Canyon are so much alike: Shallow and dirty, and most of all, very, very wide at the bottom.

[She stomps her feet and laughs.]

LLisa

It was funny!

[After the next sketch]

CChristine

You know, Lisa, when you were talking about the Grand Canyon before?

LLisa

Yeah.

CChristine

Well, you remind me of the Colorado River, that's the river that runs through the Grand Canyon.

LLisa

Oh, you mean I'm lyrical and romantic?

CChristine

No, you're wet, twisted, loud, and you run on forever!

[Christine stomps her feet on Lisa's and laughs.]

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