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You Can't Do That on Television · Season 4, Episode 1

Lisa and Lance in “Pets”

[Lisa wakes up a sleeping Lance. The background is completely black.]

LLisa

Dad? Where did the house go?

LLance

Oh, well, Lisa, I told you it would happen and it finally did.

LLisa

What finally happened?

LLance

Your dog. She ate us out of house and home.

LLisa

Moose, you promised you would go on a diet!

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