[The kids are wearing numbered jerseys because the show is holding an audience survey to determine the most popular cast member.]
I don't why we have to wear these stupid numbers anyway. I mean, what difference does it make who's the most popular kid on the show?
What difference does it make? It makes a lot of difference! For instance, the most popular kid on the show can demand a lot from the producers, like she can ask for her own make-up lady, she can ask for her own dressing room... (realizes something) Think of it, she can ask for her own chauffeur-driven limousine. But most important of all, she can ask for more money and probably get it, and everybody else will get less.
Really?
Yeah, the producers take this audience survey stuff very seriously.
Oh. [Pushes Christine off-camera] I've always said that the audience was the most important part of our show. I mean, without the audience, there wouldn't be a show, now would there? So remember, I've always said that you're the most intelligent, good-looking, and wonderful audience--
He's ever lied to. [Kevin attacks Christine.]
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