Gabrielle, Salmoneus and others in “Here She Comes ... Miss Amphipolis”

Gabrielle

Now why don't you just cancel the pageant?

Salmoneus

Lord Clairon's tried that. Each of these guys is so invested in winning, nobody wants to quit first. The way I see it – what we need is a contestant to keep an eye on things from the inside.

Gabrielle

Oh, no, no, no! Don't even look at me. Now you know how I feel about these women being victimized by meat markets.

Xena

She's right. But war makes everyone a victim. So... meet Miss Amphipolis.