Tobey quotes from WordGirl

Tobey

Is this the line for checking out books or complaining? Because I would like to check out this ten book series on complicated robot repairs. I don't think Tobey should be allowed to check out ten books when he lost one of mine. I did not lose it! I returned it to Becky's backpack yesterday.

So he says, but I haven't found it.

Tobey, in this case, it's hard not to believe Becky. After all, she's always been trustworthy.

You know, Dependable, reliable, you can Trust what I say. Trustworthy.

Tobey

Name one time when I failed to be trustworthy?

2 weeks ago, your robot broke one of our windows and you blamed it on a squirrel.

Tobey

Those squirrels are up to no good. They stare at me sideways and show no fear.

Tobey?

Tobey

Okay, yes, I fibbed about who broke the window, but in this case, I'm telling the truth!

I'm afraid I can't let you check out your robot books until you bring back Becky's book.

Tobey

What? No, this is an outrage!

[hands Becky a stack of books] Here you go, Becky. Book 4 is my favorite. Enjoy.

Oh, I'm also sorry I didn't believe you, Tobey.

Tobey

Apology accepted. Now, if you have a spare moment, I'd like to check out that ten volume series on super advanced robotic engineering.

I'll be happy to loan you those books.

Tobey

Splendid.

Once you put back each and every one of these books where they belong.

Tobey

That would take all day! Tell you what, if you give me the rest of the weekend, I can program my robot to do the work for me.

You will be doing it without the help of a robot. The only helper you'll have is... Becky.

[shocked] Me? What did I do?

Says you accused Tobey of losing your book without any evidence, so you can help him clean up. Now, get to it, you two. And please be quiet, this is a library. [leaves]