Herb and Andy in “Out to Lunch”

Herb

Suppose I were to tell you that I've been having serious troubles at home?

Andy

Is that true?

Herb

No. But if it were true, my behavior would be acceptable, right?

Andy

Well, maybe, Herb, but that's not the point.

Herb

Sure, it's the point! Acceptable behavior. I mean, why is it okay for certain people to come floating in here on God knows what, but if I have one little drink --

Andy

I don't care what people's hobbies are, but I do care when it starts to affect their work, and I don't care who they are, if they start blowing it.

Herb

So what do you want?

Andy

I want you to shape up.

Herb

So what's new, Travis?