I've heard of trauma causing blindness, like when Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles walked in on each other masturbating
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
"The master understands that the universe is forever out of control." - Lao Tzu
Look, you and I both know the paper swan can't actually talk to Bear, but if it helps Bear that's all that matters.
Stay out of this squish tits!
Everyone knows the great dane's preferred method of attack is to pin down and slobber on. Coincidentally, that's also Drew's preferred method of love making.
Bear stole that button off Amanda's coat. When Bear drinks he loses all impulse control.
I brought dessert! I found it in the most charming little French bakery's dumpster
"Our biggest problems arise from the avoidance of smaller ones." - Jeremy Caulfield
God damn it Wilfred, I will not let you ejaculate all over me again.
I could totally pass as Harry Potter.
Why don't you ask your best friend Dennis?
Ryan, I have a confession to make. Dennis will be out of town this weekend also.
We decided to leave and start our own boutique law firm together.
Boutique? So you'd represent jewelry and effeminate trinkets and such?
"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable." - James A. Garfield
Why do you think no dogs died in the Holocaust? Because we knew it was coming.
Ryan, do you have any more rice?
How much do you need?
100 pounds should do it.
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