Neal Caffrey quotes from White Collar

Sara

We need to have some rules.

Neal

I love rules.

Sara

ok. Rule no 1, don't date the boss.

Neal

Too late.

Neal

[about sara's boss] He was your rebound from me.

Sara

Why not, considering you were my rebound from him.

Neal

Ouch. You know, Sara, I am starting to see a pattern here.

Sara

Yeah. Apparently I date criminals.

Neal

'Alleged' criminals.

Peter

I don't know what you are planning here, but you are one week away from freedom.

Neal

You're welcome.

Peter

[Filling out a form] Do you have any family in the area?

Neal

None to speak of.

Peter

Marital status?

Neal

Seriously?

Peter

You and Sara are getting along again. Maybe you eloped.

Neal

Vegas is a little outside my radius, don't you think? Do you have to do that now?

Peter

Neal, your commutation hearing is in a week. I put this off as long as I could. Would you say you have a girlfriend?

Neal

That's really on there?

Peter

Neal, the board is deciding whether to release you from you anklet permanently, from me. They wanna know who's in your life. Are they a good influence or are they gonna steer you back to the dark side?

Neal

And you think Sara could be an angel on my shoulders.

Peter

As opposed to the little devil you have there now.

Neal

Mozzie's more of an imp than a devil.

Neal

Regardless of what the committee decides, this is my home now.

Mozzie

And I am right beside you now.

Peter

You once told me you never lied to me and you never will. So I need to know something. The first time Kramer and I went after you for the Degas, how did you switch the paintings?

Neal

I snuck up to the penthouse, pulled the swap, then base-jumped off the building and landed on Wall Street.

Peter

[laughing it off] Fine. Don't tell me.

Neal

You know, I used to take pride in being able to steal your wallet. But if a kid can do it...How are you, Peter.

Peter

Alright. [Hugs Neal] Damn good to see you.

Neal

You too.

Peter

The DOJ has someone looking for you

Neal

If they didn't I'd be insulted.

Mozzie

You're James Maine. Rich, carefree island resident.

Neal

Neal Caffrey on the other hand is...

Mozzie

A wanted fugitive.

Neal

To the island's most wanted.

Peter

May they return to where they belong.

Peter

This is not my assignment, I can't disobey orders.

Neal

We can wait another five years to catch this guy, or we can take him down tomorrow.

Neal

So you saying I'm your front man.

Mozzie

Good partnerships are hard to find.

Neal

Who are your friend?

Mozzie

Fellow travelers on this journey we call life.

Neal

They like my ice wines.

Mozzie

That makes sense, they come from colder climate.

Neal

What's the game?

Mozzie

I don't know. But I'm very good at it.

Peter

I saw a suspicious van and wondered if there was any illegal activity taking place inside.

Neal

Just a convict and an FBI agent watching TV.

Peter

Neal, you're not a killer.

Neal

But I am a criminal.

Neal

The thing about fleeing suspects is that they can't say goodbye---to anyone. You know why I had to run.

Sara

I know. Just so you know the world didn't stop rotating when you were gone.