Chief, Rockapella and others in “Unfinished Business”

This is Kneemoi.

(singing) Kneemoi

Often mistaken for a UFO, she takes her earthly loot to go. Her last known whereabouts: Southeast Alaska. There were once many villages of Tlingit and Haida people in this region, but many were abandoned long ago. Luckily, Totem Bight State Historical Park preserved the traditions of those early villages and the artistic skills of their residence with authentic totem poles and a clan house. Original carving and painting techniques were used to craft the totem poles, and the replica clan house shows how 30 to 50 people might have lived together. Since 1959, Totem Bight Park has helped keep-alive local native cultures. Or it did until today...

(singing) Ooh!

...when Kneemoi went aloft in Alaska and descended to tackle a totem. She whirred through the park like a buzzsaw, toting off totems by the pound. In fact, she's even morphed herself to look like one. Now she's parading the pilfered poles on planet Roddenberry. Gumshoes, retake Totem Bight and solve today's case...

(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo

...TOTEM BITES BACK!

You know, Chief, the background music is fun, but, um, I'm just not sure that it's us. You know what I mean?

You know, I think you're right.

Yeah.

You know, I kind of miss good ol' Rockapella. You got it. They're a little goofy, but they did get the job done.

I agree completely. Totally.

Speaking of getting the job done...

All right, Chief. Uh, boys, you wanna sing me out, please? (Rockapella sing the show's theme song and Greg dances out of the office, while the Chief dances along).

Virgin of Carmen Festival.

Virgin of Carmen Festival. (Shoeprints are revealed)

(sings to the tune of their theme song) Ooh-wah! The virgin, ooh-wah!

Inca Trail. (Shoeprints are revealed)

Elliot's been there!

Oh, is that right?

Prison sports are really fun! I get used as a Frisbee, a dartboard, and a second base! Carmen should see me play. But she's in Asia. Go find her.