And this is Eartha Brute, that brainless bruiser from Carmen's barge full of burglars.
(singing) Eartha Brute, huh
Her last known whereabouts: Copenhagen, Denmark. Ah, Copenhagen's Tivoli Park at night, oh, the lights thousands in every color, and the music, there's a classical concert hall, a downstairs jazz club, an oriental theater, and the food, more than 25 restaurants serving everything from traditional Danish cuisine to quick snacks. I love the place, and I am livid because today, Eartha Brute, cruising through Copenhagen, trucked into Tivoli. The brass bands, bumper cars, and bright lights all beckoned to her so she burgled the whole batch. Gumshoes, you've got to relieve this...
(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo
...TIVOLI MISERY!
Eartha, those ACME agents are closing in. Head for a historical city in Japan.
(gasps) A hysterical city, Carmen?! Why are they so upset?
I said historical city, Eartha! No one's upset! There are hundreds of shrines there and millions of Japanese tourists visit every year.
Jeez, they come all the way from Japan? That place must be really special.
Earth to Eartha! This place is in Japan! Now, just get going to Honshū Island.
Carmen, have you been under a lot of stress lately?
Just get going!
(at the end of the 1st round) Uh, big problems here, Greg. Uh, we're out of ACME Travel Kits.
Well, Chief, isn't there anything you can do? Huh?
Hmm, uh, nope. Sorry.
But what about the hologram? You could use the hologram!
(gasps) That's a great idea!
(as the Chief, Greg, and the gumshoes travel to Havana, Cuba)
(coughs) Aren't we a little conspicuous driving these?
Ah, Chief, she'll never see us comin'.
(coughs) Yeah, but she'll see the dust a mile away.
(as the gumshoes have been struggling to find The Warrant in the 2nd round)
The Warrant!
Oh! (crowd screams) You have the Loot! You have the Warrant! Do you remember where Eartha is?!
The Ice Cream Parlor.
(to the board) Is she still at Coppelia Ice Cream Parlor?!
(Eartha is revealed)
(singing) Eartha Brute! HUH! BABALOO!!!
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