And this is Kneemoi, Carmen Sandiego's spaced out space fund.
(singing) Kneemoi
Her last known whereabouts: Borneo, the world's third largest island. All societies have their own art forms and Borneo's Kayan, Kenyah, and Iban peoples are no exception. They practice the art of tattooing for generations. That's right, tattoos are not something your older sister thought up to scare your mom. They date back thousands of years to hundreds of different cultures. Not all of Borneo's people wear tattoos, but those who do take pride in their skin art. Or they did until today when Kneemoi skinned the tattoos away without a trace. She thinks they'd make great road maps on her home planet Roddenberry. Gumshoes, you've got to nail Kneemoi, catch Carmen, and stop...
(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo
...the TATTOO SNAFU!
Kneemoi, take the tattoos to another rainforest in an African country on the equator. Many people there believe in magic.
Ah, yes. Even we aliens admired his basketball prowess.
Not Magic Johnson. Magic. You know, people turning into animals, that sort of thing. Lots of citizens follow a religion called Bwiti. It combines some Catholic rituals brought by French settlers with the magical belief of the original people.
Where should I hide out?
Go to Libreville on the Atlantic coast until the pressure's off.
Okay, boss. Remember, keep your sleeves bon shiny.
(as he, the Chief, and the gumshoes prepare for departure to the Mississippi River) Okay, guys, uh, remember, it's time for us now to go the Mississippi River. We're gonna try to find Kneemoi and the tattoos. You guys all ready to go?
Yeah.
Yep.
Uh, Greg? I got some information for us.
Yeah, Chief?
Time for us to get a move on!
Okay. We're goin' (shakes the screen as he holds it upside-down) Something is definitely the matter with this. Okay.
Want me to take your hat?
If you would take the hat please, and if you go out this way. I'll be-- You guys have a shoetree 'cause I forgot to pack mine. I wanna just make sure. I could borrow yours then? Great. (while traveling) Carmen can't outrun us while we're in this, Chief.
Yeah, but she'll probably see us coming.
Oh, another planet, another prison cell. Maybe I could spend my sentence getting to know Carmen better. Look for her in Europe.
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