And this is Eartha Brute, Carmen Sandiego's darling of devious deltoid devastation.
(singing) Eartha Brute, huh
Her last known whereabouts: Philadelphia, PA, home of the world-renowned cheesesteak. These tasty fast-ordered delicacies are made by filling a soft hoagie roll with fried strips of thinly sliced beefsteak and topping it with melted cheese. Oh. Oh, that looks good. Personally, I like mine with extra, extra, extra, extra onions. Now, sure you can get them in other towns but take it from me, cheesesteaks taste better when you eat them in Philly, period. Or they did until today when Eartha Brute bibbed up then bopped off with all the cheesesteak in town. Stop her before she eats the whole haul for breakfast, gumshoes, it's your job to solve...
(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo
...THE CHEESE STEAK BRUTE QUAKE!
For our next clue, we turn to our agent from ACME kindly dear old granny net. Hit it, Nana Rap!
Thanks, sonny. Let's rock the house! (echoes 4 times and rock music plays)
Eartha's styling east with the Philly Steaks
To the biggest city in the smallest state.
In the 1630s, this town was formed,
So religious freedom could be the norm.
The Moshassuck River is where it set.
River number 2 is the Woonasquatucket.
Well, I'm droppin' Science, Greggie dear.
Check you later.
I'm outta here!
'Cause I'm the Nana! (echoes) Nana!
Nana Rap, ladies and gentlemen! Let's hear it for her please.
Eartha, I'm sending you to Lilongwe, an African capital. But first, get some new clothes.
But, Carmen. I like what I'm wearing. It shows my muscles.
Well, this is a very modest country. Women can't wear shorts or pants. They're against the law.
Oh, sure. And the guys get to wear what they want?
Nope. Long hair that touches the collar is against the law. So are bell bottom trousers.
Gee. Then I guess I gotta go shopping. There just isn't much selection in the size 82 petite, you know.
(as the Chief, Greg, and the gumshoes travel to Stockholm, Sweden)
Greg, do we really need all these wagons?
I had to make sure we brought enough snack food along, Chief. Want a pretzel?
Nobel Library. (Shoeprints are revealed)
Shh!
(each time the Cheesesteaks are revealed in the 2nd round)
Heisted hoagies!
Fallen hero!
Phil-a-delphia cheesesteak! (sung to Elton John's Philadelphia Freedom)
Grounded grinder!
Go, Caitlin!
Go, Devon!
The Loot!
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