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Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? · Season 1, Episode 15

Chief, Rockapella and others in “Unfinished Business”

Chief

And this is Double Trouble, Carmen Sandigo's partying pair of pilfers.

Rockapella

(singing) Double Trouble (Trouble)

Chief

Their last known whereabouts: Bombay, India's moviemaking Mecca. Bombay cranks out six to eight hundred films a year, three times as many as Hollywood. That's why some call Bombay Bollywood. R.K. Movie Studio, one of Bombay's biggest, makes films called Masala movies. Fantasies that combine action, romance, comedy, and hit songs. Many people in India are too poor to own a TV, but most can scrape together eight rupees to see a film. Or they could until today when Double Trouble boogied into Bombay and stole the studio, the lights, the camera, the action, they're all gone. Gumshoes, you've got a job to do. Bust those twin twits and stop...

Rockapella

(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo

Chief ...THE BOLLYWOOD SHUFFLE!

Carmen

Boys, those ACME goons are on to us. Where've you been?

Double Trouble

Well, now, chill out, Carmen. We took the studio starlets ice skating in West Africa.

Carmen

Ice? In West Africa? Who do you think you're kidding?

Double Trouble

Not you, boss lady. We're at the Hotel Ivoire in Abidjan. Home of West Africa's first ice rink.

Carmen

Abidjan? That's just 5 degrees north of the Equator.

Double Trouble

Yep. Ain't modern refrigeration amazing? Listen, Carmen. We'll shake ACME as soon as we practice our Triple Sow Cow.

(as the Chief, Greg, and the gumshoes travel to El Paso, Texas)

Chief

Watch the altitude, Greg. The air gets thinner up high.

Greg

Don't worry, Chief, this is a pressurized basket.

Greg

Hello?

Neil Patrick Harris

Greg?

Greg

Yeah?

Neil

This is your doctor.

Greg

Yeah.

Neil

I got your letter about your little problem.

Greg

Well, I don't think I want you to talk about that on national--

Neil

No, No, there's nothing to be ashamed of, Greg. Lots of people drool in their sleep.

Greg

Oh, yeah.

Neil

All I suggest is, uh, sleep in a raincoat or put a spittoon by your bed.

Greg

Well, I think that's kinda silly.

Neil

And hey, hey, you're in good company, Greg. Plenty of celebrities drool.

Greg

Like who?

Neil

Lassie, Mr. Ed, Scooby Doo.

Greg

Yeah.

Neil

Benji.

Greg

Benji? (hangs up the phone) I had no idea what he was talkin' about. All of that was completely made up. What we're waiting for now is a call from Carmen Sandiego. (the phone rings again) There. This must be her. Yes? Thank you for callin'. (hands Folake the phone) It's for you.

Folake

Hello? (Double Trouble tell Folake to go to North America)

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