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Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? · Season 1, Episode 15

Chief, Rockapella and others in “Unfinished Business”

Chief

And this is Vic the Slick, Carmen's pocket-picking pinchmeister.

Rockapella

(singing) Vic the Slick

Chief

His last known whereabouts: Patagonia in Southern Argentina. Patagonia's Los Glaciares National Park is home to Moreno Glacier, a 22-mile long, three mile wide sheet of ice up to 200 feet thick. At the front of the glacier, a dramatic cliff rises from the water of Lake Argentina. Huge chunks of ice regularly break off and float away but even so, the glacier is getting bigger with every snowfall. Or it did until today when Vic the Slick hauled it off. He's planning to melt the ice down and make billions on Vic's Patagonian bottled water. Here's your job, gumshoes. Catch Carmen, stop the slick one and undo...

Rockapella

(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo

Chief

...THE GLACIER ERASURE!

Greg

We made a mistake, Tahare, the last time you were on this show last season. So we've asked you to come back. So good luck to you. Thanks for comin' back. Ladies and gentlemen, Tahare's here.

Carmen

They're after you, Vic. Take the glacier to the last African colony to declare independence from Britain. A small landlocked kingdom in southern Africa.

Vic

Landlocked? This ice is tough haulin' on land, Carmster.

Carmen

Hire some help. Pay them with emalangeni. That's the country's currency. King Mswati III is pictured on the bills.

Vic

Hey, maybe I could sell the king this burg, huh?

Carmen

Can you bargain and speak Swati?

Vic

Eh, no, but good taste is a universal language.

Carmen

Then, you're universally illiterate.

(as the Chief, Greg, and the gumshoes travel to Tianjin, China)

Chief

Uh, Greg, isn't this where we're supposed to meet the ferry?

Greg

Ferry?

Chief

Yeah.

Greg

What ferry?

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