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Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? · Season 1, Episode 15

Chief, Eartha and others in “Unfinished Business”

Chief

Carmen Sandiego and her school of scurrilous scallywags have struck again. This time, they took a pop shot at Paris, France. The meeting by the emperor Napoleon, the splendor of Arc de Triomphe was built to honor the French army. Napoleon's fortunes didn't last long, but the Arc has lived on. Until last night, that is when Eartha Brute, that brawny burglar, barged up the trophied masse and snarked up the Arc. There will be darkness in the City of Light until their beloved monument is returned. Gumshoes, your mission is to bag the brute, return the Arc to Paris, and then put an end to Carmen Sandiego's career in crime.

Chief

(After Eartha's profile) She's a cross trainer, a weight gainer, and a no brainer.

Eartha

Carmen, how long do I have to carry this Arc around?

Carmen

Quit whining. ACME's on your tail, Brute. I want you to hide the Arc behind the Barrier Reef off the caribbean coast of Central America. Then, head inland where the Howler Monkeys live.

Eartha

How do I find them?

Carmen

They sound like this. (makes monkey sounds) You can hear their cry almost a mile away.

Eartha

Hey, sounds like my brother.

Greg

For our next clue we turn to James Avery, an informant from ACME Shredder-Net. Watch.

James

Pssst. Gumshoes, Eartha's in a Chinese city, on the eastern bank of the Yangtze River. It's a site that's been inhabited for thousands of years. Twice this century, the city was capital of China, but not anymore. Now it's a bustling commercial center that's capital of Jiangsu Province. That's all I know. Good luck. Get outta here!

Greg

Thanks, James. Robert, do you recognize him? Cartoons? Shredder. Shredder everybody.

Rockapella

Prankster of Paris!

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