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Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? · Season 1, Episode 15

Mrs. Pumpkinclanger, Greg and others in “Unfinished Business”

Mrs. Pumpkinclanger

Zip that incessant chatter down there!

Greg

Oh, goody. It's our upstairs neighbor, Mrs. Pumpkinclanger. (laughs as he enters the alley and looks up at Mrs. Pumpkinclanger)

Mrs. Pumpkinclanger

I'm sick to death of your tiresome meanderings. Grunge has taken the speedway to the Amalfi Drive. A beautiful and treacherous mountain road. He's headed for a city near there. It's just west of Pompeii. The ancient Roman town that was destroyed by the eruption of Mount Vesuvius. Now, go find him, and leave me in peace! (she shuts her window)

Greg

(waves goodbye) Thank you. Gosh, she's so sweet, isn't she?

Carmen

Grunger, they're on to you, but I've got a surprise. Take the speedway to some islands where there aren't any roads.

Grunge

No roads, Carmen? (coughs) Don't the people there drive?

Carmen

That's my surprise, fumeface. They're uninhabited. So, there's no one you can offend.

Grunge

No people, Carmen? Where on earth--

Carmen

I was just getting to that. These British islands are in the South Atlantic at the east end of the Scotia Sea. Just think, piston breath. You'll have that speedway to yourself.

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