Carmen, darling I have two problems. First of all the gumshoes are on to me, second of all I'm freezing!
Take the tods to a British Island in the West Indies. The Dejan people are lovely hosts. You can hide out in the Garrison, where George Washington slept - the only time he ever left America.
Oooh, just my style! Ciao bella!
I'm not your 'bella', I'm your boss.
Now, it would not be PBS if we do not take time for something right now that's very special. And that is...
(he exposes, to everyone's surprise, Handy Hancock, his hand puppet)
...Puppets! Ladies and gentlemen, Handy the puppet! Please welcome him.
(applause)
It's Handy! Hi, Handy.
Hello! It's nice to see you. How are you?
Oh, it's good to see you, too. You're so cute.
It's good to be here.
Excuse me. Excuse me, you 2? We could kinda use a clue right here, if you don't mind.
Oh, very sorry. Okay, here we go. (clears throat) Well, it's way up north in North America, but it's warmed by the Japan current. She had a cab take her around the city. It was completely wrecked by an earthquake in 1964, and they rebuilt the place!
Oh, you are just the cutest thing.
Well, thank you very much. Thank you.
(laughs) You're welcome.
Uh, Chief? Chief, you know this is just my hand. Right? I have red stuff here...
Oh, Greg! Oh, you are such a kidder! Handy, he's such a kidder.
It's not real. (to the audience) Ladies and gentlemen, Handy the puppet!
(applause)
Okay, guys. Now, it's time for you to go to Anchorage.
Anchorage.
And you're gonna look for the Contessa and the Fall Fashion. You hafta go there, find 'em, bring 'em back. But I want ya to know, we do not send our agents out into the field. Alone. Right?
Right. Chief, how 'bout a briefing?
(each time the Paris Fall Fashion Collection is revealed (all are spoken instead of sung))
Très chic! (Spoken twice)
Nice clothes!
Fancy threads!
Cool duds!
The Fall Collection!
Gucci!
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