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Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? · Season 1, Episode 15

Contessa, Carmen and others in “Unfinished Business”

Contessa

Carmen, darling I have two problems. First of all the gumshoes are on to me, second of all I'm freezing!

Carmen

Take the tods to a British Island in the West Indies. The Dejan people are lovely hosts. You can hide out in the Garrison, where George Washington slept - the only time he ever left America.

Contessa

Oooh, just my style! Ciao bella!

Carmen

I'm not your 'bella', I'm your boss.

Greg

Now, it would not be PBS if we do not take time for something right now that's very special. And that is...

(he exposes, to everyone's surprise, Handy Hancock, his hand puppet)

Greg

...Puppets! Ladies and gentlemen, Handy the puppet! Please welcome him.

(applause)

Chief

It's Handy! Hi, Handy.

Handy

Hello! It's nice to see you. How are you?

Chief

Oh, it's good to see you, too. You're so cute.

Handy

It's good to be here.

Greg

Excuse me. Excuse me, you 2? We could kinda use a clue right here, if you don't mind.

Handy

Oh, very sorry. Okay, here we go. (clears throat) Well, it's way up north in North America, but it's warmed by the Japan current. She had a cab take her around the city. It was completely wrecked by an earthquake in 1964, and they rebuilt the place!

Chief

Oh, you are just the cutest thing.

Handy

Well, thank you very much. Thank you.

Chief

(laughs) You're welcome.

Greg

Uh, Chief? Chief, you know this is just my hand. Right? I have red stuff here...

Chief

Oh, Greg! Oh, you are such a kidder! Handy, he's such a kidder.

Greg

It's not real. (to the audience) Ladies and gentlemen, Handy the puppet!

(applause)

Greg

Okay, guys. Now, it's time for you to go to Anchorage.

Handy

Anchorage.

Greg

And you're gonna look for the Contessa and the Fall Fashion. You hafta go there, find 'em, bring 'em back. But I want ya to know, we do not send our agents out into the field. Alone. Right?

Handy

Right. Chief, how 'bout a briefing?

Rockapella

(each time the Paris Fall Fashion Collection is revealed (all are spoken instead of sung))

Très chic! (Spoken twice)

Nice clothes!

Fancy threads!

Cool duds!

The Fall Collection!

Gucci!

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