Okay, guys. It looks like the Double Trouble twins have now just... They've left the country. They boogied completely outta the picture.
Says who?!
(his hand has fake plastic fingers)
Oh, it's you. Uh... Wait a minute. Wait a second!
(he grabs a chair, stands on it, and snatches the plastic fingers off the Voice's hand)
What are these fake plastic fingers ya have on here?!
Hey! Hey! What are you...?! Stop that! How... How come... How come you get to have all the fun? How come I don't ever get to have any of the fun?!
Hey, hey. Hey! Hey, hey! Hey!! HEY!!! Listen. We're in the middle of a criminal investigation here. Now, STOP IT!!
Oh. Okay. I'm sorry, Greg.
Greg, some things are meant to be. Grass is meant to be green. Water is meant to be wet. Carmen Sandiego is meant to be in jail! And she's out there loose, for a while, she's been there, and, well, things have started to go haywire!
Ready for another party, boys?
Geez, we’re always ready, Carmen.
Good. I want you to head down the peninsula from Tijuana to Ensenada.
Well, what’s the occasion?
The start of a famous international off-road race. Hundreds of drivers race all kinds of vehicles across the desert.
We’re rollin’!
Would you stop that infernal R-R-R-R-R-RACKET?!!
My upstairs neighbor, Mrs. Pumpkinclanger. C'mon. (enters the alley and looks up at Mrs. Pumpkinclanger's window) Hey, Mrs. P.!
You're noisier than those party fellows! I could hear they're going one halfway across the country last night. They were in Shreveport, at the Holiday-In-Dixie Festival, eating crawfish gumbo. Now, go catch those hooligans, and leave me in peace! (shuts her window)
Thanks a lot. Thank you!
This is Lynne Thigpen speaking for Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego, and remember, we solve cases, we deliver; ACME sends crooks up the river!
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