Greg, Kelly and others in “Unfinished Business”

Kelly, you have a very special hobby, right?

Yes. I collect tigers. In fact, my nickname's "Tiger".

No kidding! So, therefore, obviously, then, your favorite baseball team would be the Detroit Tigers.

No, I hate the Detroit Tigers! I like the Red Sox.

(on phone) Hello? Carpet delivery? No, we do not-- We don’t have any carpet deliveries...

Yeah, it just got here. Yeah. Thanks a lot. All right. Thanks.

Wait a second. That can only mean one thing. It’s time for the…

Lightning round.

All right, this was for, uh, Crab Alfredo, and pizza. Now we’re talking about detective stuff, but it was kind of a social thing too.

I hope you're keeping a low profile, Contessa.

Of course. I'm in the south of France, at the film festival. Everyone is here. Don and Melanie. Kurt and Goldie. Bruce and Demi. I drove down the Mediterranean coast with Dustin just this morning.

You drove the stolen Bugatti?

Of course not!

Good.

I let Dustin drive it! He just loves classics.

Why me?!

I lost her… in the junk fleet… of Aberdeen Harbor! Oh, baby! (passes out)

Scott, you're really startin' to bug me! (to Kelly and Aziz) Now it's time for you to go to Hong Kong and where you're gonna try to find the Contessa. All right? I want you to know, though, we don't send our agents out into the field unprepared. Right, Scott? (Scott just groans.) Okay.

Now that's Kowloon in the background. It's on the mainland of China but it is still part of Hong Kong.

I had a bird once. It was a parrot, named Seymour. Oh, what a character! He could mimic everything about me. My speech, heh, my little nervous laugh, the way I tilted my head when I was self-conscious, and when…Eventually I couldn’t take the mockery anymore so I had to get rid of him. So, gumshoes, the Contessa and the Bugatti are in Hong Kong. Get going. I got a little writing to do.

This is Lynne Thigpen speaking for Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?, and remember: Some like music; some like books; but ACME’s folks like busting crooks!