Detectives, ACME Art-Net has tracked Vic the Slick to the place where Leonardo painted Lisa. Vic was spotted pinching a pinkie ring at the Ponte Vecchio, where they've been making jewelry since 1593. Now this city is often called "The Birthplace of the Renaissance", and the artists Raphael, Donatello, and Michelangelo did some of their greatest works here. Their recent decision to become ninja turtles has initially been controversial, but is now regarded as just another example of their genius.
(picks up the phone) ACME Crime Net.
ACME Crime Net? It's Lisa. (furiously) WHEN a-you are gone, a-rescue me!! If this jerk drags me through the Van Gogh Museum one more time, I'm gonna throw him in the Amstel River! Everything's written in Dutch. Get me out of here right now!!!
We're on the case, ma'am! Thanks so much for calling. Been a pleasure. Bye. (hangs up the phone) I love it when she calls.
(knock at door)
Yeah, come in.
(Scott, the Dying Informant, screams as he gets thrown inside, but in the wrong position, so he moves properly to the drawn outline of a dead body)
I think we have a serious problem here. What's the matter, dude? Hey, come on. What's the matter?
(gags) I saw Vic in a Japanese-- (gags)
Come on. You can't die now. A Japanese what? A Japanese what? Come on!
An industrial center in western Japaaaaaaaan!!!
Come on! We need a little bit more. Just a little bit more! Come on.
The city's famous for Bunraku... Japanese Puppet Theater! (gags)
Is that it? That's all ya had to say to me? Is that it?! Haven't ya got anymore?! (loudly) ANSWER ME!!!!
(screams, then calmly:) It's just south of... Kyoto! (he gets up, spins around, does splits, and collapses again)
Scott, the Dying Informant! (applause; Scott picks up his hat) One more time! Bravo! How wonderful! (Scott heads back to the alley)
Hey, boss lady, I gotta stash Lisa someplace. She's gettin' on my nerves.
Take her to a souk in Morocco.
Souk? What's a souk?
It's an outdoor market where you can find everything from snake charmers to pastries filled with pigeon meat. Vic, you'll love the souk. You can argue over the price of everything.
Yeah? Where is this Morocco place, huh?
It's a country in northern Africa on the Mediterranean Sea. And, Vic?
Yeah?
Lose the plaid suit.
Oh Carmen, you've got no style.
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