TV show quotes
(offscreen) Hey, enough! The '80s called, they want their song back!
Ah ha ha, that's so funny. Or it would be, except for the fact that KISS wrote that song in '79! A-duh!
Sorry, Mrs. Switzler, we're just trying to put the baby to sleep.
What do you know about the Cosmic Convergence?
Wait. The Convergence? Wasn't that on my due date?
Exactly. And many believe the planetary alignment was a sign. The birth of a great new power.
Guess I need to be an engineer and a magician. Cool! Just building a totally theoretical weapon on the fly. What could go wrong?
What has he done?
He has broken his oath. Again.
We cannot allow this to stand.
No. So from here on, we must continue to watch him.
I'm a man who tries to enjoy his killings, Miss Bishop.
And killing you with your own mama's guns, well, that's mighty poetic, ain't it?
Wow. Another one that ended up better than it could have.
[appearing behind the Watcher] Because of you. You swore an oath, but so did we. And we can no longer allow your interferences to go unanswered.
I am Storm, Goddess of Thunder, Mistress of the Cosmic Elements!
Time. Space. Reality. To the primitive mind, a linear path. But in truth, they are a prism of infinite realities, where every choice has a consequence, creating alternate worlds beyond what you could possibly imagine. I am the Eminence. I preserve the sanctity of the Multiverse by observing those who are sworn to observe it. Watching the Watchers to ensure they do not dare ponder the most dangerous question of all... What if?
It's just so much. How can anyone ever be expected to take it all in?
Well, not everyone can. But you are not just anyone. You are a disciple of the Order of the Watchers. Of me. It's natural to fear a new beginning, my friend. We're asked to sacrifice so much. Our wills, our wants, even our own names for the powers we are given. But of everyone I have ever trained, I have never been more certain of a disciple's devotion to our mission.
Me? Why?
Well, because I know you do not fear sacrifice.
(last lines) With some mysteries, sometimes the only answer is another question. You see... Time. Space. Reality. It's more than a linear path. It's a prism of endless possibility, where a single choice can branch off into infinite realities, creating new phenomena beyond what you could possibly imagine. I am Uatu. I see all of these vast new realities. Open your eyes, dare to face the unknown and ponder the question... What if?
The Watcher: Time. Space. Reality. It's more than a linear path. It's a prism of endless possibility. Where a single choice can branch out into infinite realities, creating alternate worlds from the ones you know. I am the Watcher. I am your guide through these vast new realities. Follow me and ponder the question... "What if?"
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