Vince: Man, look at her! I love Halloween.
Gary: Uhm, thats a dude.
S3Ghost of a Chance
Are you seriously not going to go to the club and see if your sister pulls this off? Very cold, Val Tyler!
That's because Holly hasn't let me turn on the heat all week!
All right, fine. Do what you want. All I'm saying is that I'm going to the club.
Okay.
I'm just saying that Holly came by today and told me that you have been there for every big moment in her life, and she couldn't believe you were going to miss this one.
She said that?
Well, actually, she came by to make sure I didn't have any unnecessary lights on, but I read between the lines.
Holly: (about college) I didn't have a passion for it.
Gary: Did you tell your sister?
Holly: I didn't have a passion for that either.
Ben: You just need a little push. Like the way Holly pushes me. And pushes, and pushes, and pushes..
Holly: Vince, why did you focus on a guy in a mermaid suit?
Vince: That was a guy, too?
Children: Trick or treat-- (Val pushes them away)
Val: You dropped out of college!?
Holly: All out of candy little girl! (closes door)
Vince: (to Ben) Wow, this place is packed! Holly got a much bigger crowd for Danielle then she did for you. (Ben looks at him) I'm just saying.
Ben: Yeah, well size doesn't matter.
Vince: You keep telling yourself that.
Holly: I'm going back to college on Monday. That was the deal.
Val: Maybe we could wait.
Holly: You mean like Tuesday?
S3Gift of the Mutton
Rick: Hey, was your father a thief?
Val: What?
Rick: Cause I swore he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
(Ben pulls a girl from the crowd onto the stage and dances with her)
Holly: Good. Work it, work it.
(Girl kisses Ben)
Holly: Security, get the slut off the stage!
Tina: You know the vet that I work for? I get jealous when he talks to another woman.
Holly: That other woman is his wife, Tina. You need to quit that job.
Val: Thats the day I stopped being Val and became "the loose one.
Val: WHAT IS IT?
Rick: Mutton stew.
Val: Your mom likes old sheep?
Rick: Old sheep stew.
Lauren: Why would she look on the internet? She needs mutton, not porn.
Holly: Uhm Lauren there are other things on the internet besides porn.
Lauren: Get out!
Holly: Besides, Ben's not the jealous type. He's all evolved and European.
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