Hello, Arnold. Haven't you noticed you're wearing a green plastic bag?
I'm disguised as a green bean.
[in deep voice] Ho, ho, ho...and how are things in the valley, Little Sprout?
[in high-pitched voice] Fine and dandy, Jolly Green Giant! How's your niblets?
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