Epstein
I ain't goin' to class, man. I ain't never goin' to class.
Kotter
Where you goin' then?
Epstein
I don't know, uh, into the religious life.
Kotter
Brother Epstein, huh? I can see the headlines: 'Puerto Rican Jew enters monastery, becomes the first 'Schlamonk.'
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