Hey, dude. What's going on?
[Silas is putting is grow-house in his room] Teenage rebellion.
Fuck, yeah! Stick it to the old people.
What are you doing here?
Eating cereal.
I mean, why are you here in our house, Mr. Wilson? Where's your family?
My family left me, buddy. My life's a toilet. These corn flakes, they're old. My asshole is on fire. I hate myself. You happy now?
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