The "Candyman"
You know what you are?
Nancy
What?
The "Candyman"
Skinny-fat. And what are we gonna do about that?
Nancy
We're gonna start exercising right away.
The "Candyman"
Don't humor me. I'm very serious. I used to weigh 314 pounds.
Nancy
Wow. Congratulations.
The "Candyman"
The key, exercise.
Nancy
You know, I'm not buying for personal use.
The "Candyman"
Are your customers just a bunch of Fatty McFat-Fats?
Nancy
Well they're smokers. But it stands to reason that if they eat rather than smoke, they can breathe easier should they decide to exercise.
The "Candyman"
That's a reasonable assumption.
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