Nancy
You're the Candyman?
The "Candyman"
Yes, you getting any exercise?
Nancy
Excuse me?
The "Candyman"
If you're not committed to personal fitness, I can't in good conscience sell to you.
Nancy
I wouldn't say Heylia's in the best shape.
The "Candyman"
Heylia's a lazy fat-fat and I'm hoping to put her into a diabetic coma. So I have no problem selling to her.
Nancy
Why?
The "Candyman"
Scare her. Some people never learn until their life is on the line.
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