Wednesday Addams quotes from Wednesday

Wednesday Addams

[after she kisses Tyler and has a vision of him being Hyde] Of course the first boy I kiss would turn out to be a psychotic, serial-killing monster. I guess I have a type.

Morticia Addams

That boy's family was going to file attempted murder charges. How would that have looked on your record?

Wednesday Addams

Terrible. Everyone would know I failed to get the job done.

Morticia Addams

Any plans you have of running away end right now, I've alerted all family members to contact me the minute you darken their doorstep, you have no where to go.

Wednesday Addams

As usual, you underestimate me mother, I will escape this educational penitentiary and you will never hear from me again.

Morticia Addams

You're a brilliant girl Wednesday, but sometimes you get in your own way, I'm sure you'll grow to love Nevermore and find it as life-changing as I did, oh I got you a little something, "W" "M" our initials, it's made off obsidian, which Aztec priests used to conjure visions, it's a symbol of our connection.

Wednesday Addams

Which one of your spirits suggested this toe-curling tchotchke? I’m not you, Mother. I will never fall in love, or be a housewife, or have a family.

Morticia Addams

I’m told girls your age say hurtful things, and I shouldn’t take it to heart.

Wednesday Addams

Fortunately, you don’t have one.

Morticia Addams

Finally, a kind word for your mother.

Wednesday Addams

Turn that off. This is your final warning.

Enid Sinclair

Don't mess with me! This kitty's got claws and I'm not afraid to use them.

Marilyn Thornhill

I see Enid's been giving you the Nevermore welcome.

Wednesday Addams

She's been smothering me with kindness; I plan on returning the favor...in her sleep.

Marilyn Thornhill

Never lose that, Wednesday.

Wednesday Addams

Lose what?

Marilyn Thornhill

The ability to not let others define you. It’s a gift.

Wednesday Addams

Doesn’t always feel that way.

Marilyn Thornhill

The most interesting plants grow in the shade.

Wednesday Addams

[referring to the Nightshades] I’m not interested in joining.

You’re seriously turning us down?

Wednesday Addams

[Deadpan] Can you believe it?

Untie her.

Wednesday Addams

I freed myself five minutes ago.

Wednesday Addams

Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.

That’s where you and I differ. Where you see doom, I see opportunity.

Enid Sinclair

When I suggested giving your side of the room a makeover, I did not have Ted Bundy’s Pinterest in mind.

Wednesday Addams

Still not as creepy as your stuffed unicorn collection.

Wednesday Addams

Thing and I may have made an unsanctioned trip to the county morgue to copy the files of the monster’s victims.

Enid Sinclair

Okay, there are so many levels of Ew in that statement, I don’t even know where to begin.

Aren’t you pumped about disco balls and spiked punch? There’s even a DJ. MC Blood Suckaz.

Wednesday Addams

I’d rather stick needles in my eyes. [pause] I’ll probably do that anyway.

Morticia Addams

Oh, how we missed those accusing eyes and youthful sneer.

How are you, my little rain cloud?

Wednesday Addams

I thought Thing was filling you in on my every move. I uncovered your feeble subterfuge almost immediately.

So, how’s the little fella doing? Does he still have all his fingers?

Wednesday Addams

Relax. I haven’t snapped any of his digits. Yet.

Wednesday Addams

Since I've been here, I've been hunted, haunted, kidnapped, and the target of attempted murder.

[proud and delighted] Ah, Nevermore! I love you so!

Enid Sinclair

Sorry. I didn’t mean to interrupt your… Do I even want to know?

Wednesday Addams

I was reaching into the black maw of death to contact a relative.

Enid Sinclair

Feels very on-brand for you.

Marilyn Thornhill

I think we're a lot alike.

Wednesday Addams

We aren't. I don't need your help or you pity. I already have a mother and a therapist.