Enid Sinclair quotes from Wednesday

Enid Sinclair

[narrating] Admit it. This is the Wednesday Addams you didn't know you needed.

Wednesday Addams

Turn that off. This is your final warning.

Enid Sinclair

Don't mess with me! This kitty's got claws and I'm not afraid to use them.

Enid Sinclair

When I suggested giving your side of the room a makeover, I did not have Ted Bundy’s Pinterest in mind.

Wednesday Addams

Still not as creepy as your stuffed unicorn collection.

Wednesday Addams

Thing and I may have made an unsanctioned trip to the county morgue to copy the files of the monster’s victims.

Enid Sinclair

Okay, there are so many levels of Ew in that statement, I don’t even know where to begin.

Enid Sinclair

Sorry. I didn’t mean to interrupt your… Do I even want to know?

Wednesday Addams

I was reaching into the black maw of death to contact a relative.

Enid Sinclair

Feels very on-brand for you.

Enid Sinclair

[as they’re about to enter the crypt] Ew. What died?

Wednesday Addams

Smells like childhood.

Wednesday Addams

I always believed relying on other people to be a sign of weakness. That inevitably they would lead me to disappointment. Turns out I’ve been the disappointment.

Enid Sinclair

Are you kidding me? I’ve learned so much from you. Part of it is admittedly criminal behavior, but most people spend their entire lives pretending to give zero effs, and you literally never had an eff to give.

Enid Sinclair

Will you forget about me?

Wednesday Addams

Enid, the mark you have left on me is indelible. Anytime I grow nauseous at the sight of a rainbow, or hear a pop song that makes my ears bleed, I’ll think of you.

Enid Sinclair

You have to come visit me in San Francisco. It's foggy and rainy every day.

Wednesday Addams

Sounds tempting.

Wednesday Addams

Who's there?

Happy Prank Day, Wednesday.

Wednesday Addams

My crazed stalker is an invisible 13-year old?

We haven't been properly introduced. [does a curtesy] I'm Agnes DeMille, your number one superfan.

Wednesday Addams

You don't seriously expect me to believe you pulled off this elaborate prank solo.

I had a little help with some DaVincis. After I blackmailed them with incriminating SnapChat pics. Perks of being invisible. I just asked myself, "WWWD - What would Wednesday do?" [Both Enid and Bruno are freed]

Enid Sinclair

That's my line, you little psycho!

I knew if I came up with the most twisted game, I'd get your attention. I hope it's lived up to your exacting standards. Admit it, you're a little impressed.

Enid Sinclair

I can't believe we were almost perforated by your fangirl mini-me. [extends her nails into claws] Why don't I return the favor? [Bruno restrains her]

Park your claws, Rainbow Barbie! Besides, I got you some alone time with the pack hottie. Your welcome.

Wednesday Addams

You almost burned my novel at the Founder's Pyre.

That was just an appetizer. This is the main course.

Wednesday Addams

Then why kill Galpin and place his eyeball on Enid's cushion?

Enid Sinclair

[disgusted] That eyeball was real?!

[confused] I didn't kill Galpin. I wanted to become your friend. Not your next murder case. [she reaches in her jacket pocket and whips out Galpin's phone] Took this as a souvenir. [hands the phone to Wednesday which she accepts] I already scrolled through his texts...and his emails.

Wednesday Addams

[sensing that Agnes was telling the truth] So, if you didn't kill him, then who did?

I can help you find out. [gives a slight chuckle]

Enid Sinclair

Only Wednesday Addams would have multiple stalkers.

Room for one more?

Enid Sinclair

[still angry at Agnes almost killing the two] Wannabes take the stairs. [closes the door and lowers the elevator leaving Agnes behind]