Morticia Addams quotes from Wednesday

Young Morticia Addams

[flashback to 1990] I don’t know what to say, Gomez. Seeing you in handcuffs, accused of murder; I’ve never loved you more.

Morticia Addams

Ahhh, this reminds me of when you got your first grave-digging kit. You were so happy, you nearly smiled.

Morticia Addams

That boy's family was going to file attempted murder charges. How would that have looked on your record?

Wednesday Addams

Terrible. Everyone would know I failed to get the job done.

Morticia Addams

Any plans you have of running away end right now, I've alerted all family members to contact me the minute you darken their doorstep, you have no where to go.

Wednesday Addams

As usual, you underestimate me mother, I will escape this educational penitentiary and you will never hear from me again.

Morticia Addams

You're a brilliant girl Wednesday, but sometimes you get in your own way, I'm sure you'll grow to love Nevermore and find it as life-changing as I did, oh I got you a little something, "W" "M" our initials, it's made off obsidian, which Aztec priests used to conjure visions, it's a symbol of our connection.

Wednesday Addams

Which one of your spirits suggested this toe-curling tchotchke? I’m not you, Mother. I will never fall in love, or be a housewife, or have a family.

Morticia Addams

I’m told girls your age say hurtful things, and I shouldn’t take it to heart.

Wednesday Addams

Fortunately, you don’t have one.

Morticia Addams

Finally, a kind word for your mother.

Morticia Addams

Oh, how we missed those accusing eyes and youthful sneer.

How are you, my little rain cloud?

Wednesday Addams

I thought Thing was filling you in on my every move. I uncovered your feeble subterfuge almost immediately.

So, how’s the little fella doing? Does he still have all his fingers?

Wednesday Addams

Relax. I haven’t snapped any of his digits. Yet.