Wednesday Addams quotes from Wednesday

Wednesday Addams

I see the world as a place that must be endured, and my personal philosophy is kill or be killed.

Wednesday Addams

I’m not sure whose twisted idea it was, to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools, run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago. But I admire the sadism.

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This story is about to take a dark turn. Usually, I love dark turns. Like when the carousel brakes mysteriously failed at my eighth birthday party. But not this one.

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I act as if I don't care if people dislike me... Deep down... I secretly enjoy it.

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Yes, I know that I am stubborn, obsessive and single-minded. Those are all traits of great writers.

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Yes, and serial killers too. What's your point?

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Edgar Allan Poe said, “Believe nothing you hear and half of what you see.” Clearly Nevermore’s most famous alumni picked that up here. No wonder he became a drug-addled madman.

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Let’s assess, shall we? Bag over my head for optimal disorientation, wrists tied tight enough to cut off circulation, and no idea if I’m going to live or die. It’s definitely my kind of party.

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Secrets are like zombies. They never truly die.

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That monster could be anyone. The sheriff thinks they only exist behind the walls of this school. The truth is, there are monsters everywhere. And sometimes the monsters we least suspect are the most dangerous. They don’t need teeth and claws to terrify. They hide in the shadows until no one is looking. And then they strike. But I’m looking now. And I won’t stop until I find the truth.

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[To Thing, lying in one of the body storing shelves in the morgue] Five more minutes. I was just getting comfortable.

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[to Eugene] Listen, people like me and you, we're different. We don't need these inane rites of passage to validate who we are. We're original thinkers, intrepid outliers in this vast cesspool of adolescence.

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[to Eugene as they prepare to explore the monster's cave] If you hear me screaming bloody murder, there's a good chance I'm just enjoying myself.

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[to Gomez] You taught me how to be strong and independent. How to navigate myself in a world full of treachery and prejudice. You are the reason I understand how imperative it is that I never lose sight of myself. So as far as fatherhood goes, I would say you’ve been more than adequate.

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In case you’re wondering, I don’t hold séances very often. I can barely tolerate the living. Why would I want to commune with the dead?

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I enjoy funerals. I’ve been crashing them since I was old enough to read the obituary section.