We Bare Bears quotes

Charlie

[checks his hands] Whoa. I'm not normal!

Grizzly

[from offscreen] ...definitely the best pizza place.

Charlie

[turns to find the Bears having a picnic] Bears!

[the Bears turn to see Charlie] Huh?

Panda

Oh, hey!

Charlie

All right, what's my name? Where did you guys come from? Do you - do you have the urge to arrest me?

Panda

You're Charlie, of course!

Grizzly

We came from the cave and wanted to have a picnic with you.

Ice Bear

Ice Bear always has urge to arrest.

Charlie

[heaves a sigh of relief] Phew. Back to normal.

Grizzly

[raises his paw] So? [shows him the pizza they are having] Do you want to join?

Charlie

[takes his seat] Sure, that'd be great.

Grizzly

All right, man, dig in.

Charlie

[takes his slice] Thanks, fellas.

Oh boy, pizza time!

I hope my slice is vegetarian.

Panda

[pulls out a part of his slice to share with Baby Panda] It is!

Y'all gonna share with me?

Charlie

Well, the more the merrier. [shares his slice with Baby Charlie as they all dig in]

Lo siento, muchachito, pero (I'm sorry, little boy, but) you have a slight fracture. Unfortunately, this means you won't be able to wrestle for a while.

I understand. Gracias, Doctor.

[The baby bears approach Rodolfo] Uh, hey, Rodolfo. [They get up to the bed] Uh, how you feeling? We, uh... We really feel bad about this.

I feel the worst. [shows him a drawing of himself running in the rain screaming "PERDON!!", which means "sorry" in Spanish] Hopefully this makes you feel better. It's a drawing of me running in the rain screaming "I'm sorry."

Wow. Deep.

Thank you. It's the least I could do.

[sighing] I was really excited for the Lucha Libre tournament. I feel like I had a chance to win the prize money and pay for Simon's surgery.

Who's Simon?

Simon is my best friend. Vente (Come in), Simon!

He's also not very smart. Actually, now that I think about it, I don't even have enough money to pay for my own surgery.

Hmm. Huh? [turns around to find Rodolfo's mask and sport bag. Turns back to Roldofo] Rodolfo, we'll get you that money.

[to Baby Grizz] Um, how?

We're gonna compete in the Lucha Libre tournament!

What? But I can't fight! My bones are too fragile.

[to Baby Panda] Eh, no worries. You can be our manager!

Ooh!

This is a bad idea, ositos. You guys really shouldn't enter. There are some tough opponents in this year's tournament.

[confident] Ohh, they better be tough, 'cause we're bringing the heat.

Grizzly

[laughs] Wow, that was kind of fun, actually.

[joins in] Oh, my gosh, guys, that was incredible. The energy! The non-roboticness. How would you guys like to be Papa Bear's Pizza Cabin's new official band? We could tour Pizza Cabin's across the country. It'd be amazing!

Grizzly

Oh, I don't know. It looks cool, but I'm not sure I'm cut out for the whole "children's rock star" thing.

[to Grizzly] Here, let me sweeten the deal for you. Free. Pizza. For. Life. [Soon, Grizzly's doubts turns into smiles, and he inhales]

[The Bears skydive, at the prospect of having free pizza for life] WHOA! [They all fly out of the screen]

Grizzly

[back on stage, to the manager] You got a deal, Mr. Manager.

Ha ha, this is gonna be big! [shakes hands with Grizzly]

Huh? [he and Baby Ice Bear find Carl lying on the bush] Oh! Oh, dear! Carl, darling.

[Carl uncovers Baby Grizz and Baby Panda] Oh, my head. Panda, are you all right?

I'm... I'm... I'm alive! And it's all thanks to... [they both turn around to find Carl unconscious] Carl?

Oh, oh no!

[in sadness as he holds Carl crying] Oh, Carl, my sweet, sweet prince. Why is life so cruel?

Huh? Oh...

[in happiness] Carl! You... you're all right! [Carl sits upright] What a relief. What senseless tears.

Yay! Whoo-hoo! [Carl looks at the baby bears and gives a broad smile to them]

Oh, look at you, Carl. You're... You're smiling! I've never seen you smile before.

Panda

[yawns] Hey, birdie. We invited the whole forest, so another Larkatoo is bound to hear about it and come. I know what it's like looking for a soul mate. It's not easy. Look, I'm tired, but I really want you to find love. I'm your wingman.

Panda

Almost there.

Grizzly

[both Ice Bear and Grizzly panting] Oh, man. Okay. That was bad. [to Panda] Panda, this is getting out of hand, man. You... you got to stop.

Panda

[laughing crazily]

Grizzly

[sensing something amiss] Panda?

Panda

[laughing maniacally]

Grizzly

Dude, bro, I think those braces are messing with your head.

Panda

You don't know what it's doing to my head. [to both] You don't know what it's like to be me.

Grizzly

[trying to talk Panda out] Okay, Panda. Let's just calm down.

Panda

[uses his electromagnetic powers to lift a wooden clock] You're just jealous of me because I'm special now.

Grizzly

[both shocked] Oh no.

Panda

Yeah, that's it. I'm special, and you're not! [flings the clock to Ice Bear and Grizzly]

Grizzly

AAH! [they both duck] What the... Panda?!

Grizzly

[he and Ice Bear get up] Ugh, he's so dramatic with his exits. [to Ice Bear] I'm sure he'll be fine. [they walk out] We'll see him back home later.

[as a girl next to him laughs while she holds another video] Ooh, Pa, this one looks cool. [Harry takes away their candies and the girl's toy seal without them noticing.]

[the baby bears are at the counter while Harry whistles] Hello! How can we help you, sir?

Oh, right. [returns a video] Uh, I'm returning this.

[takes the video from him] Ooh. How the Grouch Robbed Christmas. I love this movie. [to Harry] What was your favorite part?

Uh, yeah, I don't know. [takes some candies from the counter] I liked the, uh, stealing part?

Oh. I love that part, too! What a naughty fella. Hee-hee. [as Harry takes more candies until there are none left] Um, have you seen Little Nero Meet Santa? Oh, and Sleep Hard is a great action movie. [imitates the male lead] "Yip-a-dee-doo-dah, Mr. Bad Guy."

[unwraps a candy] Huh. Real interesting, kid. [pops it into his mouth] What else you got?

How about It's a Stupendous Life? It makes me cry every time. [blows nose]

Uh, The Daydream Before Christmas?

[raises his paw] Ooh, ooh. Me, me. Gremmonsters. It's Gremmonsters. [Baby Ice Bear applauds] Yes.

[back to Harry] Would you like to rent those titles?

Nah, they all sound pretty boring.

Whoa. This place is packed.

Yeah, man, it's always busy here. People love renting videos, and they spend lots of money on 'em, - especially during Christmas.

[grins] Hmm. [spits out the unfinished candy and ponders for a while] Say, what time you guys close tonight, hmm?

We close at 9:00 p.m. It's earlier than usual, 'cause we need extra time to watch movies, dance, and eat popcorn tonight.

I mean we need to study how to help customers better and keep this place safe and clean!

Uh-huh. Is there a security guard?

Nope. Just us baby bears. [showing his biceps] But look at my toned biceps. Gonna get triceps soon, too.

[laughing, he exits the store]

Bye! Merry Christmas!

[to the baby bears] Excuse me, do you have How the Grouch Robbed Christmas?

[shows the video to him] Ooh, lucky you.

Dude, I don't think Silver Bear is working out.

He's pretty reckless. We could've seriously hurt that kid. And now, he wants us to fight a baby?

What are we gonna do?

We've got to wish him away before he causes any real danger.

Yeah. He's out of control.

Okay, so, it's agreed. Silver Bear is off the team.

You're cutting me from the squad?

Oh, hi! May I help you?

Ice Bear

[shows his skating boots] Ice Bear here to compete.

[sighing] Thank goodness! Only one other person signed up.

[appears from below in a white hoodie designed with magenta flames] Isaac didn't expect to see you here.

Ice Bear

Ice is Ice Bear's life.

[laughs] So you two know each other!

Ice Bear

Ice Bear will show you real skating.

Isaac will melt competition with fire moves.

Attention - will all contestants for the ice skating competition, please enter the rink.

Ice Bear

Ice Bear was born to win.

Isaac will see about that. [Both make their way to the entrance]

Both Ice Bear and Isaac are voiced by Demetri Martin.

Panda

[awakens in the Adventure Ocelot world] Baa! [breathes heavily; looking around] Wha? Where am I?

[appears from behind] Panda.

Panda

[taken aback] W-W-What?! Whoa! [looks at the manga, then looks to Dr. Ocelot, the sky and back] D-D-Dr. Ocelot? The Dr. Ocelot?! - You're real?

[giggles] Listen closely, Panda. [points at him] You gotta be the hero!

Panda

B-but Dr. Ocelot, there has to be another way, one without sacrificing my manga!

[approaches Panda and holds his paws] Remember, Panda, true heroes aren't decided by their strength but rather by the choices they make. [touches his shoulder] You can choose to be a hero. YAH! [snaps Panda back to reality]

And... Here you go! かき氷ひとすでりあがり (Kakigori is served)。

Ooh!/Wow!

どぞ (Please do)。

Whoa./Wow.

OW! MY BRAIN! IT'S - IT'S TOO COLD!

[serves tea to Baby Grizzly] Oh, no. Here, have some tea.

Thank you, Kazumi. [gulps down the tea, then sighs]

[to Kazumi] This kakigori is delicious. We've never had anything like it.

Yeah! It's nothing like that ramen you made.

[to Baby Grizzly] Grizz, rude.

No, he's right. [looks up] Oh, I wish I was better at making ramen.

Why are you so persistent in this ramen biz?

[sighs] Well, my father is a renowned ramen chef. [looks up as a flashback to Kazumi's childhood starts playing, when people would line up to dine in the ramen shop. Kazumi's father would serve ramen to the customers. Little Kazumi would watch from outside as customers enjoy their meals and thus she was inspired to be a ramen chef one day] People would flood the street, trying to get into our little shop. I used to love watching customers enjoy my father's ramen. I also wanted to make ramen that makes customers go「おいしい！」(Delicious!) and「おかわり！」(Give me more!) [back in the present] Just like him. [sighs as she feels down] But after he retired and I took over, business hasn't been the same. He still owns the restaurant and said he'd rather close it than has its legacy ruined.

What?

Uh... what is he saying?

[as Baby Ice Bear gestures again] He says, "Who cares what your dad said? You've got potential to be a good ramen chef. This delicious treat is proof." And I agree. I think you're gonna be a great ramen chef one day.

Yeah, we'll help you, Kazumi.

Really? [sniffles, and gives the baby bears a tight hug] Aw, thank you, bears! I'm so glad I met you.

[they're all uncomfortable] Too tight, Kazumi. Too tight.

[recording his findings on the Member Material form] Dude is crushing these laps.

Panda

[tired; stops cycling] Ugh.

[to Sandra] Turn it up more, Sandra!

[lifts her VR headset up] Um, okay, if you think he can handle difficult mode. [raises the level of difficulty up to the maximum level]

Panda

Difficult mode?

Panda

[gasps in shock] Ah! [he suddenly finds himself cycling with zombies that are out to get him; yelling as he avoids them] Stop it!

Panda

[in reality] ZOMBIES! [screaming; the other members look on gasping in amazement] No! Get away! Get away! Ah! [a screw is loosened] What is happening? Get away, get away, get away, get away! [the bicycle is released from the stand as Panda cycles on]

My boy, breakin' the mold!

Panda

[screaming, he crashes into a wall and disappears from view] Go away from me! [continues screaming]

[from behind the wall] Oh, bro!

Grizzly

Panda! How? What? The germs!

Panda

Guys, guys, don't you see? The germs don't scare me anymore. What scares me more is... the possibility of losing a friend.

Charlie

Oh, my hero! [smooches Panda]

Panda

All right, all right, Charlie. Okay.

Grizzly

[he and Ice Bear approaches them] Wow. You know, I'm proud of you, Panda. I think you learned a VERY important less - [they both hold their noses in disgust] Oh, my gosh, you stink, Panda! Ah!

[cheering] Master Cheddar!

Remember, boys... a true ninja approaches unseen... undetected. [descends into the sewer with the alligator]