Welcome back live to the first hour of this edition of WCW Monday Nitro on TNT! Tony Schiavone and Larry Zbyszko. And we are taking a look at the Mauler completely maul his opponent Steve Doll.
Well you know, Steve Doll's trying to get an offensive going.
[notices the crowd suddenly standing up for a large man who just came in through the audience] Wait a minute! What the hell is going on here?
But the Mauler, well he just got reversed right there. The Mauler runs him down.
That's not what I'm talking about.
What are you talking about?!
[The man, Scott Hall, leaps over the railing]
Scott HallGet me a mic!
We need security out here. I have no idea, wait a minute! I can't believe what we're seeing.
Hall
[climbing into the ring] Hey, you people, you know who I am, but you don't know why I'm here. Where is Billionaire Ted? Where is the Nacho Man? That punk can't even get in the building. Me, I go wherever I want, whenever I want. And where, oh where is Scheme Gene? 'Cause I've got a scoop for you. When that Ken-doll lookalike, when that weatherman wannabe comes out here later tonight, I got a challenge for him, for Billionaire Ted, for the Nacho Man and for anybody else in uh...WCW, huh-huh-huh. Hey, you want to go to war? You want a war? You're gonna get one! [leaves]
Fans, what about the match? I don't know what to say. Randy Anderson's coming-- Randy. Randy, what's going on here? What about the match, Randy? What's going on? The match. Fans, we've gotta go to a break.
I have no idea what to say. Stay with us. Geez.
Scott Hall
Hey, lookie here.
Hall
[as Eric talks] Ken doll, you got such a big mouth and we, we are sick of it.
What do you mean? Who's we?
Hall
You know who. This is where the "big boys play"? What a joke! I tell you what, you go tell Billionaire Ted, you tell him, "Get three of his very very best." Maybe the Nacho Man! "Oooooooh....No." Hey, maybe he can get the Stinger! Ooooh, I'm so scared. You go get anybody you want because we...
Hall
We are taking over. You wanna go to war? You wanna war? You got one. Only, only let's do it right. In the ring where it matters. Not in no microphones. Not in no newspapers or dirtsheets. Let's do it in the ring where it matters. If uh, if Billionaire Ted and his big boys, if they got any, uh guts...
You're stepping over the line.
Hall
Because we are coming down here and like it or not,
Hall
We are taking over. [throws his toothpick at Eric.]
[calmly] You're outta here.
Hall
If you say so!
You're outta here. [visibly shaken, looks at Heenan, then recomposes] I don't know what to say. We'll see you next week.
[Scott Hall appears again at the announce booth]
Scott Hall
Just relax chico. Yo, Ken Doll, I had such a good time last week that I came back for more.
Look there's no reason...
Scott Hall
Look, look, look, relax man, relax. You started it. You want to go to war? You got a war. You started it, we gonna finish it.
What do you mean "We"? You come up with this We stuff.
Scott Hall
You know who man. You know who. Did Daddy Warbucks? Did he get his money yet?
[sees Sting come out] Wait a minute, Stinger. Not here, not now. Don't even dignify it man.
You came out here last week and said some real horrible things about WCW. Some real horrible things about the Hulkster, about the Macho Man, about the Stinger. Somewhere along the way, you got lost because do you have any idea where you are? You're in the jungle baby! This is WCW! That's right! Hold on! And every week you come out here and you say you want three of the best.
Scott Hall
That's right man, three of the best.
You want three of the best, I don't see two of you. All I see is you and me. So why don't we just do this one on one right here, right now!
Scott Hall
Yo, yo, you wanna fight man? You wanna fight? You got one. Only, no one tells me what to do and chico, nobody tells me when to do it. [throws his toothpick at Sting. Sting responds by slapping Hall] Ok, ok tough guy. I got a little, no, I got big surprise for you next week.
[Scott Hall shows up again]
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I don't want any trouble from you. I don't want any trouble with you here, now, but I don't have to point out. You came out here last week. Where is it, the big surprise? I mean I heard a lot of talk but where's the walk? [Hall points behind Eric] What? Where is he?
[Kevin Nash, formerly known as Diesel in the WWF, appears from behind and grabs the mike]
You've been sitting out here for six months running your mouth. This is where the big boys play, huh? Look at the adjective, play [sic]. We ain't here to play! Now, he [referring to Hall] said last week that he was going to bring somebody out here. I'm here. You still don't have your three people and do you know why? Because nobody wants to face us. This show's about as interesting as Marge Schott reading excerpts from Mein Kampf.
No trouble tonight, man. Speak your piece and...
Yeah, no trouble cause you know, I'll kick your teeth down your throat. Where are these three guys? You know you couldn't get a paleontologist to get these fossils cleared? You ain't got enough guys off a dialysis machine to get a team? Yeah, where's Hogan? Where's Hogan? Out doing another episode of Blunder in Paradise? Where's the Macho Man huh? Doing some Slim Jim commercial? Hey, we're here! You wanna say something?
Look, I don't have the authority right here right now. You want a fight? Fight isn't within me. You want to face three guys? Tomorrow morning at 9:00, I'm going to be in Atlanta. I'll be in the offices of WCW. I'll try and get you your fight and do you know what? Live this Sunday in Baltimore, Great American Bash, you guys want to show up? You want a fight? You show up and I'll see if I can get you your fight.
I don't know about you but they love us in Baltimore.
Scott Hall
Hey big man, I say me and you, we be at the Bash. Maybe these punks want a fight.
Yeah, bring what you got! The measuring stick just changed around here buddy. You're looking at it. [Tosses Bischoff around before he and Hall leave]
[The show opens with the Outsiders in the ring with chairs having laid out the Nasty Boys and High Voltage. They go down to ringside where Tony and Larry are standing.]
Not again. Not again with this!
Does this work? Nice to see you dressed up this week, Larry! [to Tony] Hey, I don't see you laughing today huh?
Scott Hall
Funny guy, huh?
I was so funny last week right? Funny like a clown right? Were you laughing at me? I ain't so funny tonight am I? You see, we can put this on any time we want. I can be funny, I can be deadly and so can this man! Hey, let me ask you a question.
Hall
You got the bad neck, right?
You got the bad neck, right? Do you want to pick up your kids, huh?
[to Larry who's not standing up for Tony] Do you want to step in here?
Hey, you're the one that laughed at them. They let me know what I think.
You talk about a triangle match, right? There's two of the combatants laid out right now.
Hall
You know, what I want to know is I've been hearing my whole career how scary the Faces of Fear are. They say, everybody says that Meng and the Barbarian are the two toughest guys in the business. Well you tell those two islanders, come on out here and we'll slap that coconut breath out of you. Tell them to come on down. You can't have a Pay Per View in WCW without inviting the nWo.
[The NWO meet somebody who's just arrived and Hogan earlier hinted as somebody Goldberg must defeat first to face him in the main event - Scott Hall]
[as they walk to the arena] You're toast.
Scott Hall
Can't have a party without me, baby.
[to Hall] God, we missed you!
Hall
I gotta heat things up.
Hall
I gotta heat things up.
CHCurt Hennig
How you feeling?
Hall
Too sweet.
Got the party goods, we got the goods for the party, let's go!
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