[The show opens with the Outsiders in the ring with chairs having laid out the Nasty Boys and High Voltage. They go down to ringside where Tony and Larry are standing.]
Not again. Not again with this!
What's the problem here?
Does this work? Nice to see you dressed up this week, Larry! [to Tony] Hey, I don't see you laughing today huh?
Funny guy, huh?
I was so funny last week right? Funny like a clown right? Were you laughing at me? I ain't so funny tonight am I? You see, we can put this on any time we want. I can be funny, I can be deadly and so can this man! Hey, let me ask you a question.
You got the bad neck, right?
You got the bad neck, right? Do you want to pick up your kids, huh?
[to Larry who's not standing up for Tony] Do you want to step in here?
Hey, you're the one that laughed at them. They let me know what I think.
You talk about a triangle match, right? There's two of the combatants laid out right now.
You know, what I want to know is I've been hearing my whole career how scary the Faces of Fear are. They say, everybody says that Meng and the Barbarian are the two toughest guys in the business. Well you tell those two islanders, come on out here and we'll slap that coconut breath out of you. Tell them to come on down. You can't have a Pay Per View in WCW without inviting the nWo.
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