Welcome back live to the first hour of this edition of WCW Monday Nitro on TNT! Tony Schiavone and Larry Zbyszko. And we are taking a look at the Mauler completely maul his opponent Steve Doll.
Well you know, Steve Doll's trying to get an offensive going.
[notices the crowd suddenly standing up for a large man who just came in through the audience] Wait a minute! What the hell is going on here?
But the Mauler, well he just got reversed right there. The Mauler runs him down.
That's not what I'm talking about.
What are you talking about?!
[The man, Scott Hall, leaps over the railing]
Look here.
Well, what the hell?
Get me a mic!
What's with this?
We need security out here. I have no idea, wait a minute! I can't believe what we're seeing.
[climbing into the ring] Hey, you people, you know who I am, but you don't know why I'm here. Where is Billionaire Ted? Where is the Nacho Man? That punk can't even get in the building. Me, I go wherever I want, whenever I want. And where, oh where is Scheme Gene? 'Cause I've got a scoop for you. When that Ken-doll lookalike, when that weatherman wannabe comes out here later tonight, I got a challenge for him, for Billionaire Ted, for the Nacho Man and for anybody else in uh...WCW, huh-huh-huh. Hey, you want to go to war? You want a war? You're gonna get one! [leaves]
Fans, what about the match? I don't know what to say. Randy Anderson's coming-- Randy. Randy, what's going on here? What about the match, Randy? What's going on? The match. Fans, we've gotta go to a break.
The match left!
I have no idea what to say. Stay with us. Geez.
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