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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Do me a favor: take the most destructive dormouse in history.

And, Elyon, you're so much better in folding than I am. With you...

Sure, bare-handed folding, my one talent.

She didn't mean...

I know. Just kick some Annihilator tail for me, okay?

Will, this is my idea! Don't say...

WMWill and Matt

It's too dangerous.

Funny Matt!

Yeah, Funny Matt. Blunk, you have to take me to Elyon's palace. The Annihilators are attacking.

Not sound very funny to Blunk.

Call me on this. High-tech Earth spyware. You can eavesdrop from 50 ft away.

[after blasting the Annihilators with lightning] Did I just...

Shoot lightning? Yeah. Explains why you're so stat icky, I guess. Wait, those Annihilators you just blasted. They didn't come back. Guys, force them together and keep them together! Let Will do the rest!

Matt, I don't know if I can.

She can. Move!

My shoulder!

[Cedric eats Matt and Will screams to wake up. The students laugh]

Will?

Well, Mr. Collins, those Mongol Hordes are terrifying. Burr!

We were discussing Huns.

The Huns? Also terrifying.

[In Cornelia's dream]

You know what? I’m so over you, half the time I don’t even remember your name... uh, Kebab!

I’m sorry, have we met?

Aargh! [She bends down and touches the ground, causing a vine to wrap around Caleb, which throws him in the water. She laughs] Haha!

[About the transfer notice that Susan Vandom has given in] Well, I say we hijack it. We liberated a Princess! A piece of paper's got to be easier than that.

Guys, this is Mom's executive assistant, Amanda Bolland.

Oh, a pleasure! But, Will, your mom's gone for the rest of the day.

Really? Well, I'm sure she wanted us to meet her here.

[telepathically] She's coming back. She's coming back. She's coming back.

Well, I suppose she might be coming back.

Oh, I love working for your mother. We've be lost here without her.

Luck thing she's not going anywhere then!

[telepathically] Alright, everybody, we need to split up and find hiding places.

AAll

[telepathically] Right!

Um, excuse me! Hi! Where's the ladies' room?

It's down the hall but...

Thanks!

Oh, right! I have to go, too. Thanks for reminding me.

I don't know if you should be wandering alone.

Um, Amanda, I'm doing a report on powerful women in the workplace. Could I interview you?

Really? Me? Powerful?

Oh, absolutely. You exude it.

Mr. MacGruder says it's a question about direction and judgment but I think the key is telephone skills. Telephone skills and-and photocopying agility. Oh, and personal player. Telephone skills, photocopying agility, and personal player.

[telepathically] Oh, I can't take much more of this. Wake up and smell the coffee.

[Taranee heats up the coffee till it boils out]

Oh my! How in the world? I... I... I'll just get a sponge!

Young lady, what are you doing in the men's room?!

This is the ladies' room!

This is not the... [Puts on his glasses] Oh, gosh! I'm, uh, I'm... excuse me.

[MacGruder runs and falls down, tearing his jacket on the door handle]

Aha! Clumsy stackers, spilled and not cleaning up. That's called hazard! I should sue! But I'll have to sue myself.

Uh, hello. You know, I think I did mixed up the days. I'll just head home.

But your friends...

Already gone. See ya!

Hey, my interview!

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