W.I.T.C.H. · Season 1
Grandma, I sneezed and like totally trashed my room. What's wrong with me? It's not one of those becoming a woman things, is it?
Hay Lin, you're just a growing girl. Say, why don't you invite your friends for an after-school snack.
[Yan Lin's dresser which is shaking and banging with light shining out of it]
What's in there?!
Christmas presents! Don't look!
What are you giving me, a bear with a spotlight?
Go on Will, and don't forget, make lots of new friends today! I put a dozen extra cookies in your lunch, to help break the ice with the other girls.
[sarcastically] Gee, that'll make me popular.
Cornelia, our project's supposed to prove that too much fertilizer reverses osmosis, killing the plants! Yours has grown like three inches.
Well I tried to kill it! I fertilized its little butt off!
[whistfully] The judge!
[Cornelia pounds the plant with her fist as the noise attracts a nearby judge.]
Oh great. You and your little girly fists are gonna cost us a ribbon.
Hey, check out the new girl. Hey, Wilma!
Uh, it's just Will.
Okay, Wil-ma!
That's Uriah. Ignore him.
Yeah. Evolution did. One day we expect him to slither back into the water.
[Next moment a stream of water from a fountain hits Uriah]
Oh, Hay Lin, I got your note. Thanks so much for the invitation. So, what time are we eating?
She invited "new girl", too?
Cornelia!
Want a cookie?
Have you guys noticed a bunch of real strange stuff going on around me lately?
Oh dear, the conversation has accidentally wandered away from Cornelia's life, whatever were we thinking?
Let me tell you girls a story, that I believe will have special meaning for all five of you.
Grandma, they really don't want to hear a story.
Shh!
[Yan Lin shows the entire universe]
The universe was once a single kingdom ruled by good, but evil began to take root. A veil was created to isolate the evil kingdom of Meridian from all other worlds. Without the protection of this veil, every world including Earth is in terrible danger. Meridian has been overtaken by a powerful entity named Phobos, but he is not the legitimate ruler, they believe the true heir to the throne is somewhere here on Earth.
Um, I'd like to wake up now.
But portals have begun to open in the Veil, doorways through which evil can cross between worlds. There are people called Guardians, whose job it is to close these holes using their powers.
I became a Guardian when I was your age, but now the duty is passing to your generation.
Well, thanks for the snacks.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
[Cornelia sits down as Yan Lin shows the mystical Heart of Kandrakar]
This is the Heart of Kandrakar, which contains the elementary forces of nature. In the last few days, you have all had unusual experiences. Am I right?
Not counting this one.
All five of you are starting to notice extraordinary abilities. Irma, you will have noticed any water near you behaving strangely.
[Irma telekinetically moves water with her straw]
Okay, all righty!
Taranee, I believe you've always been afraid of fire. But focus now on the candle.
[Taranee shoots fire from her finger to the banana]
My little Hay Lin, this morning you notice your power over air.
[Hay Lin blows a strong wind stream from her mouth]
To you Cornelia, is given the power over earth.
[Cornelia makes the flower grow with her hand]
All five of you will get better with your powers...I hope.
All five of you will get better with your powers... I hope.
Did you say five?
Ummm, hate to disappoint you but I can't even do that trick where it looks like your thumb comes apart, but if I ever have a party, you guys are definitely the entertainment!
Uh, recap? We've got to protect the world from evil by repairing holes in some kinda Veil?
This doesn't involve sewing does it?
[to Hay Lin] No offense to your grandma or anything but she's, like, completely deluded. Probably not enough Vitamin D.
What about the flower that grew when you just looked at it? And the water in Irma's glass... and that picture Mrs. Lin drew in the air?
[dismissively] Magic tricks! Ten bucks on the Internet.
[after the girls transform into guardians for the first time] Holy cow!
[to Hay Lin, about their outfits] You know? Somehow I cannot imagine your grandma wearing that.
What have we got behind us?
[looking at her chest] What have we got in front of us?
They're wings! We've got wings
They can’t be wings. If they were wings, when we went like this [flaps her wings], we'd... [takes off] aaaaaaah!
Oh man. I hate heights. I get woozy in high-heeled shoes.
[flying in the air] Does anyone have a camera or one of those cell phones?
This totally rocks! You do something!
[Taranee launches a fireball at grass]
See?! That's exactly why I don't like fire!
Irma, you're water! Put it out!
[Irma launches a water ball at Cornelia]
[scared witless by Cedric] Uhhhh... fire!
ME?
Everybody!
Ah! Lord Cedric.
Lord? They've got pretty low standards for knighthood over there.
Cedric is not always in this form.
Well, that's good news for his wife.
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