Tony Vandom quotes from W.I.T.C.H.

[arriving at a car wash] This spot taken?

Will

Woah! Dad! Nice ride!

So, when we're done, maybe I can take you and your friend for a spin?

Will

And blow off the car wash? Coolsome!

[to herself] A few minutes in a convertible does not make up for months of absence!

Looks good! Ready to roll?

[telepathically] W.I.T.C.H., we got a Kandrakar 911!

Will

Uh, but first, we need more water!

To wash your car again. Free second wash! It's a special.

Have you seen the girls? They’re not in the van.

Nope. Someone gave them the idea you can just skip out on responsibility.

They said they went to get water.

From where? The Caribbean?

Well, honey, I got that second wash. You know, that Collins guy is a genius with the shammy. So, if you’re ready for that ride...

Will

We are so there!

Uh, okay. Let's go.

Tony, they've got responsibilities!

Susan, one little ride... Lighten up!

Will

Stop! Sorry! Bathroom break!

All of you?!

Caleb

Working with all that water.

Will

Ha! Will Vandom wins! No contest. Only one question remains: will the pool evaporate before Tony Vandom finishes the race?

Hey, I'm not that slow!

Will

Oh, I know. I'm just so fast.

Your times are incredible. You know, I haven't forgotten my little girl dreamed of swimming in the Olympics.

Will

Oh, dreams still there, but right now, I'm just happy to spending some quality time alone with my dad.

Yeah, alone. Uh, see that's what I want to talk to you about.

Will

[seeing Sarina] Dad, it's okay. I know it's not your own personal private pool.

Hi.

Uh, you're, uh, early.

I am? But we said... never mind. I'll come back later.

No-no-no-no! Just...

Will

Um, what's going on?

I guess I, uh, lost track of time but, uh, Will, this is Sarina Sanchez. She's my friend, uh, girlfriend, fiancee. We're getting married.

Hi, Will. I've really been looking forward to meeting the other woman in Tony's life.

Will, I... I didn't mean to blind-side you, really.

Will

No, it... it's just I have to get going.

O-Okay, we'll all get together soon, uh, right?

Will

Sure, Dad, and it was nice to meet you, too, um...

Sarina.

Will

Sarina, right.

Will, what a lovely necklace! Is it a family heirloom?

Will

What? That? Uh, I got it from knocking over milk bottles at a fair. Yup, costume, totally fake.

Doesn’t mean it’s not precious to you?

Will

[Suspiciously] Right.

Hold that thought, babe. Will! Hello, Will! What a surprise, Will!

Will

Yeah, Dad, smooth. Hey, can I talk to Sarina?

Hello, Will.

Will

Hi. Look, I think maybe I was blind-sided. Dad marrying a total stranger, but all that matters is you make each other happy, right?

Right.

Will

And that means you’re not the evil witch I thought you were. Literally!

Thanks, I think.

Will

So, welcome to the family!

I think this is the start of something great. Sarina has a lot to offer, Will. And an extra heart caring about you can't hurt either.

Will

An extra heart? Advantage: me.