Taranee Cook quotes from W.I.T.C.H.

Will

[scared witless by Cedric] Uhhhh... fire!

ME?

Will

Everybody!

Will

It's Class Picture Day tomorrow, do you guys get dressed up?

What?! No!

Irma

Cornelia started shopping for it in kindergarten.

Cornelia

[to Hay Lin] Whoa, slow down, Tinkerbell! We can rescue this rebel leader guy after Picture Day, right?

Call me a wimp, but in the school yearbook I'd like to still have a face.

Irma

Forget Picture Day! I don't care what I look like, I care about who I am. Let's go kick some Meridian butt! [trying to sway Cornelia] Maybe there'll be some cute evil boys over there. Like the one that snake-thing caught!

Will

I want to go, but I don't know how much help we’re going to be by soaking him and covering him with garbage.

Cornelia

Nice shoes. Are you going to the Land Of Oz after school?

Like you didn't dress up.

Cornelia

Well, we all knew I was lying. [about Taranee] Oh, and here comes Miss "I-get-dizzy-in-high-heels." [indicating Taranee's extra book bag] Is that for your cape and tiara?

It's Will's backpack! I found it lying on the sidewalk. The crystal's still in it.

Maybe she just dropped it?

And didn't notice? Get real, her Science textbook alone must weigh 20 pounds!

Irma

[discovering a portal in the school basement] Will's on the other side of that?

Cornelia

This is crazy. [indicating the Heart of Kandrakhar] Until Will puts that on, we don't even have any powers! We're taking the word of what? Some jewelry? To save a person we hardly know?

Irma

Cornelia, her name is Will, and she's in horrible danger.

Yeah, last year I was the 'new girl'.

Irma

I like her. She's funny and smart.

Look, you don't have to come if you don't want to.

Cornelia

Ugh, okay, guilt me, why don't you. But no way I'm going first. [Hay Lin and Taranee enter the portal] And last I'll just chicken out.

Irma

Well, I won't. I'll go last.

Cornelia

Then you have to do something.

Irma

What do I have to do?

Cornelia

Push me!

Irma

My pleasure.

Will

Cornelia, Taranee - block the stairs. Hay Lin find us an exit

Fire!

Will

Irma, the rebel leader's down there! He's too heavy to lift out, his mouth alone must weigh two hundred pounds.

Irma

We don't have to lift him. Water!

Cornelia

Earth!

Can't swim! Save Blunk!

Irma

It was so great! We fought and we flew, [about Blunk], and this slim-o creep-o thing escaped into the pipes!

If he comes up under the girls' locker room, I'm switching schools.

I feel something down the back of my neck!

Will

[in Irma's voice] You promise not to freak if I tell you what it is?

Uh-uh.

Will

[yanks an eel off Taranee and says in Irma's voice] Then it's just a hair.

Blunk a Passling. Passlings can smell.

Ugh! Boy is that an understatement!

Does this look cooked to you?

Cornelia

Taranee, it's a carrot! The only way it can harm you is if you're mugged by rabbits.

Why not your place?

Cornelia

Ah, problem. My last party was so unbelievably great my parents say I can't have another one until after I leave home.

Cornelia

Guess what the theme is!

Uhh, "The color you turn when you're gonna throw up?"

Cornelia

Frog Party! Are you loving it!?

It looks like someone barfed on the walls.

Let's stop at Irma's house. I have to use the bathroom.

Will

My place is closer.

Yeah, but I can't use your bathroom. Because... it's... not on the ground floor! I have a rare fear of high toilets.

Maybe we should call the police.

Will

For this kind of problem we are the police.

I was afraid you'd say that.

Why don't we just take the elevator?

Will

You mean the elevator with the ding like a microwave telling him we're inside ready to eat?

Eh, you're right. Let's fly up.