Hay Lin quotes from W.I.T.C.H.

You sure don't look like a good guy!

Uh, thank you?

Cornelia

Hey girls! Party Friday, five o'clock, Irma's house. It's Will's birthday.

It's a surprise, so don't tell Will or Irma.

But you said it's at Irma's house.

Cornelia

Well, that's what makes a surprise!

But why wait until now to give me this? Is it because my powers are finally mature enough that I'm worthy?

Nah, it was in the attic. I couldn't find it. Found my old tennis racquet too. Fore!

Irma

My parents have been ruining my party for an hour. I hope you guys like pizza cuz there isn't gonna be anyone left in my house to eat it.

You're right, they're not inside!

Oh man, I hate community service day! Maybe I'll stand out all night in the parking lot with a pen in my hand.

Maybe I'll sleep in my locker.

Will

Guys, what is community service day?

Irma

Okay, tomorrow morning there is going to be a list on this board: 400 jobs, for 400 kids.

Cornelia

Out of those, maybe 10 won't totally stink.

And the last kids to sign up get the most gag-a-riffic ones.

Will

It can't be that bad...

Cornelia

Oh yeah? Try monkey bar scraper at the zoo!

Irma

Ok. You had it easy. I was a sewer ladder painter!

Will

Ok, got it! Get here early.

You're in a grumpy mood.

Will

You would be too if your mom was making goo-goo eyes at your history teacher.

Yeah? Go Will's mom!

Will

[annoyed look]

[teasingly] I hear teenagers come here to make out. Suppose your mom will come here with Collins?

Will

My life is over.

Irma

[Referring to a portal] Woah! Do you know what David Copperfield would pay for this?

Will

Something's coming through.

Irma

Water! [Irma summons a swirl of water]

Fire! [Taranee summons a fireball]

Air! [Hay Lin holds a metal pipe]

Cornelia

Earth! [Cornelia levitates two rocks from the ground]

Irma

You weren't expecting that! [She fires water at Collins]

Cornelia

Have a seat. [She releases Earth energy which rolls the ground]

Will

Let's see what you look like with green skin and a tail. [She holds up the Heart of Kandrakar towards Collins but he doesn't turn into "The Beast", he becomes unconsciousness, as a result. Hay Lin struggles to pull his face off]

Ughh! This is really glued on tight!

Cornelia

What is it, Being Evil For Dummies?

It's information about the Sheffield PTA.

Cornelia

Phobos has joined the PTA?!

Will

I don't think so, but my mom did.

Caleb

I think the phrase you're all searching for is "You were right, Caleb".

Um, why did you all the way here from Earth to Meridian in your human form?

Well, believe it or not, we were looking for a history book.

Hm, let me refill your drinks [She walks away]

[Eating] Why isn't anyone else eating?

Cornelia

Uh, Hay Lin, I think this may be all the food they had.

Kind of puts a lost essay into perspective.

When Phobos took the throne, a light went out over this land, our men jailed,our crops stolen, we have no security, nothing for ourselves but our dreams. I hear things working in the castle. I hear that Phobos has a sister on the other side.

Cornelia

[Gasps]

What?!

Irma

A sister?!

The true heir to the throne. They say she does not know her true identity or even that she was not born on Earth.

Will

Weren't we supposed to get that new student from Switzerland today?

Maybe she's here and we didn't notice.

No...my guess is, that's her.

[To Irma] Good news, I think he's over you.

Grandma! What are you doing here?

He made me drive him up to prove a silly point.

Caleb

I'm no fun, huh? Well, just tell that to my skis! [He hoists the skis up]

Will

You're kidding. They look like the deck planks from the Titanic.

Those babies served me well back in China.

They looked like they served Genghis Khan back in China.

I've got new skis now. I'm gonna carve me up some powder, dudes.

Will

What's The Tracker and Sniffer doing here?

I'm guessing they're not Vance Michael Justin fans.

Cornelia

What's in that direction?

Irma

Um, Caleb and Blunk, babysitting Chris.

Will

You left your little brother with them?!

Now, that's just cruel.

To Caleb and Blunk [She laughs]

Then you'll need disguises.

Uh, maybe something like...[She shows the drawing to the girls] this?

This is like, way, the most realistic sketch I ever did!

Will

Holy cow! It's real!

Everything you paint comes to life!

Cornelia

Oh, let's go clothes painting!

[Working at the restaurant "The Silver Dragon"] Uh, thanks for helping out today, Caleb.

Caleb

[Carrying a tray of beverages] Hey, what are friends for? I am getting paid, right?

Um, I don't think that order was to go.

Cornelia

I have never been so insulted!

Or filthy!