Cornelia Hale quotes from W.I.T.C.H.

Cornelia

You're going to leave the walking stomach in charge of food?

Will

Even he can't eat all of this. [to Blunk] Blunk, there's the recipe book. Don't eat the cookies... or the book!

No! You will not enter my castle and ruin my home!

Cornelia

Elyon, no! These are the good guys! Listen to me, you're incredible danger! Phobos is gonna plan to...

I though I told you to stay away from me! [attacks Cornelia with a powerful wave of pure light]

Cornelia

Elyon! [She crashes into a wall]

You will stop this Now!

Caleb, she'll take everyone down if we don't retreat!

Will

He's right.

Caleb

Give the order.

Cornelia

[Discussing how badly injured the guard is] Ooh, I have first aid training, in case of cheer leading accidents!

Irma

Ok, Corny, he was hit by a spike, not a pompom.

Why do you have to spoil my happiness?! Why can't you leave me alone?!

Cornelia

Elyon, you have to let us go!

No, I wanna find out what you're up to!

Will

We have to get loose!

Irma

I so hate to do this to ya, babe. Water!

[to Blunk] We feel so bad we suspected you of stealing.

Cornelia

Hey, speak for yourself. I’m still missing two pens and a scrunchie!

[pretend helpful] Look under bed?

So, Cornelia, since she saved our lives with the jumping up and down idea, are you gonna lay off Irma for never saying anything useful?

Cornelia's face say "don't push luck girlie".

Cornelia

Ok.

Irma

Sorry I couldn’t keep you, Mr. Huggles.

Will

Me too, Mr. Huggles!

[drooling] Blunk take Mr. Huggles!

Cornelia

No! He’s a pet, not a furry snack.

Blunk help plan battle and stay close to nice pet?

Irma

Face it, dude, you’re not a warrior. You are a scavenger.

[offended] Goods recycler!

Cornelia

Caleb, I had this horrible, overpowering feeling! Elyon’s in huge trouble right now!

Irma

Corny, the last emergency flash you had was that Capri pants were over.

I'll miss you!

Cornelia

No way you'll miss me! I'm inviting myself back once a week for dinner in your new castle!

[standing in the crowd, next to the Mage] Evil sometimes rises but it always falls. You must guard Phobos very carefully. A tyrant who has tasted power is twice as dangerous.

Cornelia

What do you mean, you're not coming back to Heatherfield? Wake up rebel leader, the good guys won! You're out of a job.

Caleb

Cornelia, it's my duty to help Queen Elyon. Many of Phobos' minions are still at large in Meridian.

Cornelia

You’re choosing Meridian over me?

Caleb

Try to understand.

Cornelia

[She sheds a tear] Oh, I understand. I just don’t care. It’s Blunk I’m really going to miss!

Blondie no worry. Blunk visit Earth soon.

Cornelia

[sarcastically] Great!

Lesson one, Frost: Never mess with a Guardian’s friends!

Cornelia

Earth!

Cornelia

And lesson two: Pay close attention to lesson one!

I haven't...lost...yet.

Irma

Ready for lesson three?! The bad guys always lose! Water!

Cornelia

Have I mentioned how much I hate the spring?!

Cornelia, he's just a guy. Don't let him ruin a spectacular day!

Cornelia

You speak but the words have no meaning.

Irma

Come on! We all know you're bummed because Caleb decided to stay on Meridian.

Cornelia

Him! Oh, he is so over! From now on, I am strictly an Earth-guy girl.

Nice reflexes!

Cornelia

Nice muscles!

Cornelia

[To Will, after she bought a cat for Cornelia to cheer her up, but Cornelia gave him to Lillian] Wow! You were right Will, ditching two little pests did cheer me up. Now to ditch the rest of you...

Irma

Oh, hello, we get it. Miss Congeniality needs her sleep. [Irma and Hay Lin gasp]

So, who ordered the incredibly impressive purple portal? Because I'm torn between loving the new violent violet twist and being kinda terrified by it.

Cornelia

Will! This is my living room and my mom's in the kitchen!

Will

I can't explain it. [Looks down at the now glowing Heart of Kandrakar] I think we're being summoned.

[To Hay Lin] Guess, what comes next?

Will

Guardians unite!

Caleb

They’re coming for us!

Cornelia

Thank you, Captain Obvious!

Cornelia

Ha! Top that, Mr Meridian-Can't-Live-Without-Me.

That's great, Cornelia, now dial it down a bit.